Sweet Lies

Sugar glazed lies are perfect gateway from complain or mopey people.

I use it all the time.

Like today, when I was cooking, I told my mother the chicken will not be fried. Butter chicken was made and I could not tell her since she never fancies butter and by telling her would mean I have to deal with her words on how terrible butter on food is. Besides, my definition of butter chicken is simple slices of chicken grilled on a pan of butter pool.

Thanks to the first man to lie, she loved the chicken, without any rant to torch my ears.

So since Christmas is approaching, lets just lie to little kids so we get more time for online games than baby-ing them.