"...they couldn't tell me who Pearl Jam was, not a single one of them..."

and they keep on upsetting and disappointing me. Really, how can you not know who Pearl Jam is. How can you not know.

We have players as gold as 30 plus, how is it possible to not even heard of Pearl Jam. They'd probably have shits like, I don't know, shits on their music player.

This calls for my mission to possibly lurk inside their lives and turn their heads around. Feed them with proper music and not current top 40.

You dear Sirs have officially acquire the distressing look from me. How could you be so square, or chavvy, or that daft to listen to top 40 without accepting any proper music. Pfft