Hate the beach but  love sands. Hate the heat but love the water. Love the sight but can't stand others' enjoyment of it.

Seeding money so I can go to Texas, and watch idiots trying to tame angry animals. And eat good food with good company.

If there's any Texan out there, willing to give me a place to crash, hit me up because seeding money isn't as easy as we all wish.